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Tuesday, 9 February 2010
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'" - Stephen Wright

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Monday, 8 February 2010
"The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours." - Bertrand Russell

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Sunday, 7 February 2010
"Ned... have you thought about one of the other major religions. They're all pretty much the same." - Reverend Timothy Lovejoy

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Saturday, 6 February 2010
"Knowledge is good." - Emil Faber

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Friday, 5 February 2010
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." - Henny Youngman

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Thursday, 4 February 2010
"In Vegas, everyone goes everywhere in limos. Las Vegas is just a giant prom night for adults who are very bad at math." - Penn Jillette

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Wednesday, 3 February 2010
"Once I posed naked for a magazine. But it was very demeaning, and I've never been back to that newsstand." - Emo Philips

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Tuesday, 2 February 2010
"First things first, but not necessarily in that order." - The Doctor

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Monday, 1 February 2010
"Jazz washes away the dust of every day life." - Art Blakey

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Sunday, 31 January 2010
"A thousand years frozen in carbonite? It'll be so cold!" - Derek 'Stormy' Waters

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Saturday, 30 January 2010
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world." - J.R.R. Tolkien

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Friday, 29 January 2010
"Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving." - David Letterman

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Thursday, 28 January 2010
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to." - Dorothy Parker

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Wednesday, 27 January 2010
"Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning." - George Carlin

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Tuesday, 26 January 2010
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Monday, 25 January 2010
"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron.." - George Carlin

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Sunday, 24 January 2010
"The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison

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Saturday, 23 January 2010
"Oh my God. This is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip." - Philip J. Fry

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Friday, 22 January 2010
"Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver." - Harlan Ellison

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Thursday, 21 January 2010
"Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver." - Harlan Ellison

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